Justin Timberlake slips into a deep sadness
- mom: can you do me a favor?
- me: will you pay me?
- mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
- me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
- gurlfriend: happy fathers day
- bf: but im not a dad
- gf: :)
*walks into school*